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April 11, 2015

Marriage Doesn't Work Anymore?

The challenges identified by divorced relationship columnist Anthony D'Ambrosio in The Asbury Park Press and reprinted in USA Today this week are really not very different from the challenges earlier generations have faced.

Learn to deal with them, and you can enjoy being married, even now.

Challenge #1: When we're bombarded with "half-naked" photos online and compare our spouse or ourselves to them, it's difficult to have a good sex life with the person you married.

When they were the new thing, pinup girls, Marilyn Monroe, Playboy bunnies, Chippendale dancers, rock 'n roll bands, Madonna, supermodels, and Fabio were just as ego-deflating and libido-crushing for those who paid more attention to these images than to the great number of overweight, short, gravel-voiced, and nerdy people having great sex lives with their spouses. On average, married people have always had more sex than singles do.

Solution: More real intimacy, the sort where you allow yourself to be vulnerable so you can be accepted for who you really are. Being accepted is a total turn-on and the only reason you care how your body compares to the ones in these photos. If you do not let yourself see the beautiful and erogenous aspects of your mate's body, face, and soul, you miss out on intimacy.

Challenge #2: We have too much college debt and too little income to buy a home, and it drives us apart. "Forget going to dinner, you have to pay the mortgage....Vacations? Not happening."

Uh huh. It's true. You're not going to be wealthy or even well-off when you start out. You might not live in half a bungalow like my parents did or in half a trailer home like a relative my age did, but that's only because one or both of you got college degrees, along with many years of loan payments unless you're in that small fraction who go to college on someone else's money.

Solution: Create traditions to mark special occasions and to take a break from your normal work. Couples with their own traditions actually last longer. You start by looking for Third Alternatives, and when you find one that suits you both, you savor it and repeat it and you create a tradition. If money becomes a point of contention, you might also check out

Challenge #3: We have only the illusion of connection because 95% of our personal conversations take place through technology.

And in the past, married couples had only the illusion of connection if they worked such long hours at the office or in the mine or on a tractor that they came home only to sleep. Telecommuting? Home-based businesses that actually made money? Opportunities to connect that only became possible with technology. In the past, couples decried their lack of connection when one opened the newspaper in front of the other at the breakfast table.

Solution: Find yourself an app that reminds you to write your spouse a love note every night for the next 40 years. Or one that reminds you to take your spouse's hand and go out to look at the stars or take a walk in the park. A healthy marriage needs a ratio of at least five positive interactions for every negative interaction with your husband or wife. While you're tracking your steps or your calories on your smart watch, track that. And as the number of household, car maintenance, and parenting duties mounts, remember that the communications that count are the ones where you celebrate your spouse's wins and the ones where you share a smile, a belly laugh, an "oooooh ahhhhhhh," a drawn breath, or deep joy.

Challenge #4: Social media makes us all celebrities, and we put feeling loved in second place behind getting attention.

Social media may be the latest medium, but the problem is ages old. When I was growing up, it was called "keeping up with the Joneses" -- projecting a false image or buying what we don't need. Now that we can do it with a cell phone and some free photo editing software, at least it need not add to those financial challenges.

Solution: Choose your Joneses carefully. Share with people who will cheer a happy marriage, respect for each other, and joint effort toward your goals, and avoid those who play the "Tell Me My Spouse is Awful" game. And Expect Love, not any particular signs of it. Don't allow social media or anything else leave you expecting what others have instead of all that your spouse offers.

Challenge #5: Thanks to social media, we keep nothing private and step outside those shared special moments with our spouses to post a photo or text about it to a bunch of not-so-important friends and acquaintances.

Gossip has always been with us and has always included our wives and husbands. We've always invited outsiders into our relationships, telling our "how dare he" or "how dumb was that" stories to seatmates on a plane and those waiting on line at a store. And since the invention of photography, we've stepped outside the moment to capture it for others. Nothing new, but still harmful to a marriage.

Solution: Boundaries matter. When you share the negatives in your relationship, others care nothing for your relationship and usually know nothing of its happier times. They want your approval, so they agree with your initial version of what happened, instead of inviting you to Assume Love or encouraging you to let of expectations that make you resent your spouse. And if you forget this unhappy moment during the good ones that follow, these people will likely remind you the next time you complain. Share the positives. Those are what you need to be reminded of.

And remember the newly quantified importance of savoring good moments and being present in "micro-moments of shared positivity." When you're tempted to record the moment with a photo or a tweet, first savor it with your mate. Then take the photo that will let you savor it again with your wife or husband and personally savor the "micro-moment of shared positivity" with your beloved spouse as you share your photos with friends.

Hats off to you for being the sort of person who seeks to understand how to deal with the marriage stressors Anthony D'Ambrosio has once again noted. None of them means we can't enjoy being married.

March 29, 2015

Shame on You! The Folly of Shaming a Spouse

If you've read this blog for a while, you know I have no desire to help you win Best Husband or Best Wife of the Year awards. All I want is for you to enjoy being married. And this is not going to happen by shaming your husband or wife.

Shaming a young dog works pretty well. The dog will recognize you as the Alpha in the house, look down at the floor with an impressive look of penitence, and do almost anything to avoid a repeat of your shaming tone or pointing finger. You get your way and you'll still have a great relationship.

This does not work with the man or woman in your life. If you manage to get your way, you screw up the relationship. And yet lots of us give it a try when we're sure we're right and our spouses are wrong.

"What sort of jackass can't remember his anniversary?"

"Are you stupid? You said you would pick up the Beggin' Strips for Fifi today, and here you stand without them."

"Your browser history shows 6 different porn sites. How could you do this to me? I don't want a degenerate like you sharing my bed!"

"Don't be such a loser. March right into your boss's office tomorrow and demand that raise you deserve! And get your feet off the coffee table while I'm talking to you."

"Oh, good grief. How can you be afraid to visit your father in the hospital? He's sick!"

"And once again you forgot the trash goes out on Wednesday night."

Respect is the very foundation of a loving relationship for most men. It's not possible to feel ashamed and respected at the same time. Don't expect to feel cherished or desired or loved by a man who does not feel you respect him.

Anger is the usual response to unfair behavior, and appointing yourself the one who decides what's right and wrong or treating an honest mistake as an intentional act is usually perceived as unfair behavior. Those "micro-moments of positivity resonance" that make us feel "in love" get squelched by anger.

That 5:1 ratio of positive to negative interactions needed to sustain a healthy relationship takes a big hit when you add shaming to whatever it was that upset you.

And this is the big one. Shame backfires. It doesn't work the way guilt does. Brené Brown describes the difference this way:
Guilt: I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
Shame: I'm sorry. I am a mistake.

When people recognize they failed to treat you the way they intended to treat you (usually, in a marriage, with kindness, generosity, and top priority), they feel guilt. And the guilt drives them make amends and repair the relationship.

When you try to force them to feel guilt, and especially when you attack their character in doing so, they feel shame. Shame does not lead to making amends or repairing relationships. It leads to anxiety, drinking, addiction, eating disorders, and narcissism. None of these will help you enjoy being married.

So, what can you do instead?

First, you can Assume Love. You can momentarily set aside your knee-jerk version of what happened to consider other explanations for the upsetting behavior, explanations consistent with a version of your spouse as someone who still loves you dearly and still possesses all of the wonderful character strengths you fell in love with. This often works, because you know a lot more about your spouse's life and how his or her mind works than you can possibly recall while you're upset. Sometimes this will reveal to you that there is no guilt for your spouse to own.

Second, you can share your dismay with respect and caring and own it as your own expectation, not some rule your spouse must obey. When done this way, without any shame, it may lead to feelings of guilt and attempts to repair your relationship. Or it may be the start of a Third Alternative to address your different ideas of what's right.

"Our anniversary is really important to me. Celebrating it is a way of honoring what's good and right between us. I'm sad that you forgot it is today."

"I was expecting you would pick up the Beggin' Strips for Fifi today. Having them on hand is important to me. Would you be willing to pick some up or to hold down the fort while I do?"

"I love you and I respect the man you are, and I want to want you, but when you visit porn sites, it is a huge turnoff for me."

"I'm worried a lot about money lately, and I keep thinking you deserve a lot more for the hard work that you do, which would be an easy solution to my worries. It would help to hear from you what stands in the way of you getting paid more."

"Is there anything that would make it easier to visit your father in the hospital? Could we bring photos or a game? Or maybe I could go and set up a Skype session between the two of you? You are such a caring daughter and so important to him."

"Wednesday nights don't seem to be good nights for taking out trash for you. Want to trade a chore?"

These approaches won't get you very far with your Jack Russell Terrier, but they can make a big difference in whether you enjoy being married even when your spouse disappoints or angers you.

March 26, 2015

How About a Vacation?

It is so easy to get caught up in all our must-do's and ought-to-do's, but these stresses make it harder to feel loved. And when we don't feel loved, loving a spouse or life partner can feel like work.

When your relationship feels like work, it's time to be imperfect and playful again. Set some time to let some responsibilities go. Cut out some of the stress. Hang up that "Gone fishin'" sign and get back to who you are when you're not struggling.

In other words, it's time for a vacation. Time off from your usual duties. Time off from trying to keep going when you're too tired or too resentful to keep going. Time to shake off the anger and frustrations that keep you from noticing how much you are loved. Time to create a whole bunch of micro-moments of positivity resonance with the person who loves you. And you'll need to shed the frustrations, do things that make you smile to make them.

My husband and I are headed for a Florida vacation next month, to a part of Florida we've never seen yet and some good times with wonderful people. I can't wait.

As a result, if your idea is a good time at the beach, especially if you are a fan of surfing and boardwalks and lots of free music, our usual vacation spot is yours for a discount price of $950, way less than the hotel it's in charges and less than I offer it to strangers for, because you're like family now.

I've owned this August 15-22 beachfront condo week on Virginia Beach since 1987, and I love the place. I've stayed there 23 of the years since then.

It's between 8th and 9th Streets, close to the 14th Street Pier and amusement park, the fishing, parasailing, and jet skiiing at Rudee's Inlet, and all the East Coast Surfing Championship events that week below 5th Street -- but just far enough away for a quieter beach and sleeping experience.

It's a 2-room suite with a bath in between. The bedroom is quiet, with a comfortable king-size bed and a TV. The other room has a balcony facing the ocean, a full-size refrigerator, everything you need to prepare and serve meals, a dishwasher, a sofa-bed, an arm chair and ottoman, a TV and DVD player, and a table and chairs for four. If you really must check your email, there's free wi-fi. Down the hall is a coin-operated laundry. On the first floor, there's a heated indoor pool, a hot tub, and a workout room.

Because all the comments on this blog are moderated, you can contact me about it just by posting a comment. The comment will never get published.

Whether it interests you or not, I would love to read comments about the types of vacations that help you shed stress and reconnect -- or about any vacation problems you and your spouse are dealing with. Thanks for reading this blog and for allowing me to use it this one every once in a long while.

February 23, 2015

You're the Last Person I Will Love

I might have missed Glen Campbell's song "I'm Not Gonna Miss You" if I had not watched the Oscars® last night. I had not heard it was nominated or that it won a Grammy. I did not know about the documentary about his life with Alzheimer's, the one he wrote it for, which aired right near me a few weeks ago.

But then I heard Tim McGraw sing it, and I hurried upstairs to tell my dear, sweet husband about it. And I couldn't get the words out. I choked up and tears flowed.

You're the last person I will love. You're the last face I will recall. Best of all, I'm not gonna miss you.

I can't type them now without tearing up.

You can hear Glen Campbell sing these words to his wife on the NPR website.

If you're wondering if it's worth getting through whatever disagreement, slight, or unfair responsibility is bothering you this week, I really hope you will.

Although Kim is Campbell's fourth wife, they have been together, deepening their roots and connections, for 33 years. For the first five, he was a drug-abusing alcoholic while she had the kids. One of the great things about a long-lasting, happy marriage is what it does for your relationship with your grown children. After his diagnosis, Campbell got to tour and perform with 3 of their grown children for 2 1/2 years while filming the documentary.

CNN has just bought the documentary to air in June and November. I'll be watching.

February 16, 2015

How Much to Spend on Your Engagement Ring

My grandfather sold a lot of engagement rings over his 50+ years at Tiffany's flagship store on Fifth Avenue in New York City. I'm sure he would have agreed "A diamond is forever," a De Beers slogan introduced during the Great Depression, a tough time to sell jewelry.

Diamond engagement rings were uncommon then, but so were divorces.

If "a marriage is forever" sounds more like what you are hoping for, you might consider spending $500 to $2,000 on the ring. Those who spend more divorce more.

From Best Bet for a Long Marriage: A Cheap Wedding with Lots of People Watching on, based on research by Economists Andrew M. Francis and Hugo M. Mialon, Emory University in 'A Diamond is Forever' and Other Fairy Tales: The Relationship between Wedding Expenses and Marriage Duration. The authors also conclude that more guests, lower expenses, and taking a honeymoon are also hallmarks of lower divorce risk.

Sorry, Grandpa. Maybe the diamond is better as a 25th anniversary gift.

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